Movies

The Terminator poster
When people mention the Terminator franchise it gives us this image of a big action blockbuster filled with CGI and a lot of pyrotechnics. That’s not without reason as Terminator 2 was basically responsible for kick-starting the use of computers to create near perfect effects on the big screen. With taht in mind it’s fun...

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Derailed poster
Derailed is pretty much considered to be one of Jean-Claude van Damme’s worst movies. With titles like Street Fighter, Double Team and Knock Off under his belt that’s saying something. By the time Derailed was released this was already at least the 3rd movie using the “Die Hard on a train” concept, and when you’re...

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Leprechaun cover
Studios love nothing more than a movie that’s guaranteed to bring in a minimum amount of money. Since movie making is always a gamble nothing gets green lighted as easy as a sequel to a box-office smash. Sometimes these perform so well a third installment is in the works in no time and so a...

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Cobra poster
Cobra was probably the third character that Stallone wanted to turn into a franchise. After boxer Rocky and soldier Rambo he now plays street cop Cobra. That isn’t his real name of course. That would be Marion Cobretti, but since Marion sounds kinda sissy he calls himself Cobra. Cobra is as bad ass as Rambo...

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Commando poster
On paper Commando is the poster child for bad B-movies. It features a simplistic plot about an ex-commando whose daughter has been kidnapped. He has to kill some president of a made up Hispanic country to get her back, but instead goes on a rampage to save her. The movie is shot on a low...

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After Porn Ends poster
I’ve always wondered what the life of porn stars looked like after they stopped doing movies. These girls always come from nowhere, the majority makes a few movies and when they quit the business they leave without a bang. And then what? What kind of job do you take up, do you tell your boyfriend...

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The Order Poster
Sheldon Lettich might not be a household name but he has been involved in a couple of classic action movies, most notably having written Rambo III and he also directed 4 movies starring The Muscles From Brussels: Jean-Claude van Damme. The Order is their third pairing, and made on the other side of Jean-Claude’s career-spectrum:...

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Replicant poster
On paper The Replicant might sound like typical straight-to-video schlock. It features an action star who’s clearly not the box-office draw he once was, it’s about a clone and has no real big names attached to it other than said action star. The action star is Jean-Claude van Damme and Replicant was made around the...

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Desert Heat poster
Desert Heat has all the signs of a bad movie: multiple titles (it’s also known as Inferno), a straight to video release, a director working under a different name, an action star whose career was already going downhill as the lead. It would be for everyone a save bet to say that this movie is...

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Under The Skin poster
There are two possible reasons the majority of the people will have when they decide to watch Under The Skin. They either: Read good reviews about this movie Heard that Scarlett Johansson has multiple nude scenes. My reasons were a little bit of both actually. I was curious about this small picture that never made a...

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